Watch DoGS – Dads of Great Students

At the start of the school year, I attended curriculum night for my two elementary age boys. At the general assembly, the principal asked for volunteers to assist the teachers in the classroom. I looked over the volunteer form to find that the only times a parent could support the classroom was between school hours of 9am – 3:30 pm (except Wed which are only til 2pm).

Then, she said “…but don’t worry men, we want you too”. She proceeded to describe a program – the Watch DOGS, which stands for Dads of Great Students – and encourages dads to volunteer for just ONE DAY.
The day is completely pre-programmed. Laid out from start to finish. Tied neatly with a bow.
What?
No, seriously, what?
So moms, regardless of their working status should find a way to come in between 9-3:30 M-F, but dads, just give us one day.
Dads, even if you stay home and want to be more involved with your kids education, you can fulfill the expectations of public school educators with JUST ONE DAY.
I tried signing up for Watch DOGS, but apparently I am not eligible. Do I claim Title IV?